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Monday Open Bar - A Bearable Cat Video
Belly up to this open bar and find out more about Joakim Lindstrom and other stuff and things. Oh, and a cat video that isn't really all that cute, but is totally bearable.Did you have a great weekend?...
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Fantasy Hockey 2014:15 Defensemen Win Matchups
Continuing on with our Fantasy Hockey Draft Kit, Troy Langefeld provides defensemen rankings for the upcoming NHL season.Our fantasy hockey draft kit here at Fake Teams keeps on motoring. We've alrady...
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Ducks/Sharks Futures Series Notes
Some thoughts on the Ducks prospects who beat the Sharks Rookies twice this weekend.The Ducks' Rookies swept the Sharks' in a two game series this weekend. Saturday at Anaheim Ice the Ducks prevailed...
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Tuesday Links - Slayer on a Ukelele
Prospects go meh. Fabbri is good, though. Paint the ice. Teej is good. Fantasy hockey. Mueller. Gunnarsson. Nudist dipshits. Other hockey. Other shit. And SLAYER ON A GODDAMN UKELELE. Enjoy your...
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Kings-Coyotes Rookie Game: Lineups and Gamethread
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, FRIENDSTonight's game will feature hockey players, wearing Los Angeles Kings jerseys, playing an actual hockey game. Who cares if most of them (okay, all of them) won't be wearing...
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Kings vs Coyotes rookie game: there is only One Direction
The Coyotes' rookies defeated the Kings' rookies 4-1 on Tuesday night.Fans waited eagerly in Glendale just to catch a glimpse of their favorite performers after not seeing them for quite some time. And...
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Advertisements aren't coming to NHL uniforms ... yet
There won't be ads coming to NHL uniforms soon, but we might have to brace ourselves for the inevitability.Ads won't be coming to NHL uniforms this year, and we can all thank the owners for that.During...
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Kings-Coyotes Rookie Game II: Lineups and Live Thread
Get a fuzzy look at some players who you didn't see yesterday!Let's do it again! The rookies for the Los Angeles Kings and the Arizona Coyotes will face off one more time at the wonderfully named Gila...
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Flames All-Time Countdown Chapter CXXVII: Tom Lysiak
Our countdown shifts focus for the final stretch. The last 20 Flames will each have an article all to themselves. Tonight, we review Atlanta Flame, three-time all-star, and Alberta native Tom...
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Kings vs. Coyotes rookie game 2: let's get physical
The Kings beat the Coyotes 3-1 in Wednesday's rookie game.It may have been a rookie game, but do not tell the players on the ice that it did not mean anything. Game two of a two game series between the...
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LA Kings' Top 25 Under 25: #14 - Derek Forbort
Can the 2010 first rounder break through? Hey guys! I'm back and here to tell you all about this human skyscraper on the blueline, Mr. Derek Forbort. Reports put him at 212-218ish pounds, and 6'4" or...
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Friday Links: Obnoxious and Disliked
Army is all like "Schwartzie who?" Scotland's all like "meh, I'm good." The Kings are all like "*fart noise*" Georgetown is all like "keep your balls out of my pizza!" And John Adams is all like...
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More Teemu Bombshells
Teemu Selanne wrote a book. Turns out he hates the DucksYesterday, Teemu Selanne had his book come out, titled My Horrible Career. Reports are that the damn thing is over three hundred words long, so...
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Fantasy Hockey 2014-15: Consolidated Rankings
Continuing on with our Fantasy Hockey Draft Kit, Troy Langefeld provides consolidated rankings for the upcoming NHL season.Today is the day that you've all been waiting for I'm sure. The consolidated...
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Lightning open camp intent on managing expectations
This is a season of big expectations for the Tampa Bay Lightning. Actual success on the ice depends heavily on how the team manages them.As the Tampa Bay Lightning open camp on the ice today, there was...
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Five for Fantasizing: Join the pack
Training camps are underway and it's time for a new year of fantasy hockey.The Coyotes officially kick off the preseason on Monday in split squad contests against, who else, the Los Angeles Kings. Now...
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So Far, Kings Continuing with Playoff Lines
Jon Rosen posted the Kings training camp groups at Lakingsinsider. With the caveat that there's plenty of time between now and the beginning of the regular season for things to change, here's how the...
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Wilderness Walk: Moving Sucks Edition
The Minnesota Wild opened their doors to the fans yesterday for an open scrimmage. Unfortunately, yours truly was helping a friend move and missed it.Moving sucks! It has to be, by far, the worst task...
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Preseason Has Started
...And no one really cares.Last year, I had a fairly good excuse to mostly ignore the preseason, what with my son having just been born. The year before that, the lockout and shortened season that...
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PRESEASON KICKOFF! Split-Squad Lineups, News, and More
We won't be able to watch, but that doesn't mean we can't follow along...Tonight, the Los Angeles Kings kick off the preseason with a pair of split-squad games against the PhoenixArizona Coyotes!...
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